Monday Minute

Birthday Pinata and Sexy Man Blow Up Doll

Tryin’ something new on Monday evening. Doing something from ‘Dose of Reality’ today.. because I read Keely’s blog and she did… and the questions sounded fun :) So here it is.
1 – How much would you have to be paid to eat a human cadaver’s finger?
A lot. Because that’s some weird Donner party shiz, it would have to be A LOT. Say, 5 million dollars??

2 – Describe the worst physical fight you’ve ever been in.
Um, I’m not sure girls get in physical fights… unless they are on Jersey Shore or Jerry Springer. So my answer is NEVER been in one!… & I hope it stays that way!

3 – Name one song that if you never heard it ever again, you’d be thrilled.
Oh man, I thought no one would ever ask me this! Any slow country songs–I’m not picky, I hate them all equally! But more specifically, I could definitely live without Alicia Keyes’ music, Keri Hilson, and ANYTHING by 3OH!3 (if that’s how you say it.. LOL)

4 – Describe the “drunkest” situation you’ve ever been.
Is the internet ready for it? Well, it’s the internet, so it’s ready for anything but maybe I’M not ready to share yet. It’s split between two incidents. One involving lots of dark ale and whiskey, shredded pork, and a tongue ring and the other lots of cheap wine and a long walk. UGH.

5 – What’s your biggest regret?
That I jerked off so much in college. I’m smart and could’ve graduated in 3-4 years but I stretched it out. I wish my parents had that money back. I also regret being such a selfish teenager.

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Hope everyone is having a super Monday. :)

P.S. The picture in this post I stole from my sister. It’s the creepy pinata we got her for her birthday and the weird blow up doll her co-workers got her. Think about how you’d feel walking past those babies in the middle of the night! Ick!

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  • http://www.google.com/profiles/itsmoirob Robbie

    Cheap wine and a long walk doesn't sound very "drunkest." Is there more to this?

    And have you got a tongue ring?

    And PS, I thought they were dolls. Are they really quite tall? Well like a tall child tall?

  • Shelby Stidham

    Robbie,

    There's much more to those stories… The cheap wine was way to over-consumed, the walk was so long that there was lots of "bathroom breaks" along the way (in public, mind you)… And I *did* have a tongue ring. From age 16 to age 22. Took it out because it wasn't really "career" appropriate. Same with my lip ring. I miss them both! :'(

    && they are dolls. But they are child size. Maybe one is 3 feet and the other 5 feet? Creepy size. Creepy, creepy all around!

    What's your drunk stories??

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